NYC 2022!

Sunday 3rd

10:30: Arrive Minneapolis

11:30: Lunch Due Foccaceria

12:00: Get Gummies

12:30: Arrive Hotel

1:30: James Hill House

3:00: Summit Ave Tour

4:00: Cathedral

5:00: Hotel

6:30: Dinner Red Rabbit

8:00: Grand Old Cremery

Monday 4th

7:30: Colossal Cafe

9:00: Tour Macalester 

11:00: Leave for Northfield 

12:00: Hogan Brothers

1:30: Tour Carelton

7:00: Arrive AirBnB

7:30: Pagliai’s

9:00: Ice Cream Dari Barn

Tuesday 5th

8:00: Betsy/Miles Bodos

7:30: Mike/Keira A&M Cafe

8:53: Betsy/Miles board train

9:00: Mike/Keira Grinnell Info Session

10:00: Mike/Keira Grinnell Tour

11:30: Keira Grinnell Interview

12:00: Mike/Keira Lunch Jay’s Deli

12:30: Leave Grinnell

1:30: Mike/Keira Arrive Cedar Rapids Airport

3:00: Betsy/Miles Arrive Penn Station

3:15: Betsy/Miles Buy Subway passes for the week

3:00: Mike/Keira Leave Cedar Rapids

3:45: Betsy/Miles Arrive Air BnB 26 Leroy St. NY

6:30: Betsy/Miles John’s of Bleecker 

8:00: Betsy/Miles Ice Cream Van Leeuwen

9:30: Mike/Keira Arrive JFK

10:30: Mike/Keira Arrive Air BnB

Wednesday 6th

8:30: Mike/Keira get subway passes

9:30: Kossars Bilays and Bagels

10:30: Walk Williamsburg Bridge

11:00: Williamsburg Walking Tour

1:00: Lunch Best Pizza

2:00: Subway to Bushwick

2:30: Bushwick Collective

4:00: Subway to Brooklyn Heights

5:00: Walk the Brooklyn Bridge to Manhattan 

6:00: Dinner in Chinatown Nom Wah Tea Parlor

8:00: Ice Cream Sam’s Fried Ice Cream

Thursday 7th

8:00: Bagels Bagel Bobs

10:30: MoMAMoma

10:30: Harry Potter Store

12:00: Subway to Queens

12:30: Lunch in Little Egypt Kabab Cafe

1:30: Subway to Flushing Meadows

2:00 Queens Museum

3:30 Flushing Meadows Park

4:30 Subway home

6:30 Leave for dinner

7:15: Dinner Lil’ Frankies

8:30: Ice Cream – Morgenstern’s

9:00: Drinks The Whitehorse Tavern

Friday 8th

8:30: Murray’s Bagels

9:30: Highline

10:30: Vessel

11:30: Wander the Village

12:30: Joe’s Pizza

3:30: Tenement Museum

5:30: Dinner Queen of Sheba

7:40: Arrive Carnegie Hall

9:30: Big Gay Ice Cream

10:30: Drink in the Village Rabbit Club NYC 

Saturday 9th

8:30: Hudson Bagels

9:30: Grand Central

10:30: The Morgan Library

12:00: Grab Lunch Murray’s Mac and Cheese  

1:00: Grab Italian sandwiches (Pisillo Panini) for the train

1:30: Arrive at Train Station

2:15: Depart Penn Station

8:45: Arrive Charlottesville


New York City!

Day 1

  • 8:50 am Get on train
  • 4:00 pm Arrive at apartment
  • 5:00 explore East Village/Nolita
  • 5:45 Dinner Rubirosa
  • Coffee – Dessert Davey’s Ice Cream
  • Empire State Building
  • Subway home

Day 2

Day 3

Day 4

Day 5

  • 9:00 Breakfast Russ and Daughters
  • 10:00-11:00 Wander Lower East Side
  • Pick up Lunch
  • 12:30 Get on train
  • 7:30 Arrive home

Walking tour of Chinatown (NYC)

Here is link to a map via Map My Run (sign up for free and you can send the map to your phone)

1. This tour begins in Brooklyn Heights with a stroll across the Brooklyn Bridge. As you exit the bridge, turn right and go up Centre street to Worth.

2. Turn right on Worth. Columbus Park will be on your left. Yes, its named after that Columbus which is an indication of who settled this neighborhood before the Chinese started arriving. You are officially in the notorious Five Points neighborhood of Gangs of New York. Columbus Park was created in 1897, when they toor down the decrepit tenements of Mulberry Bend.

3. Take a left at the Bowery and enter Chatham Square. At one time, this was a huge market and where hangout. The wide street heading east is

4. East Broadway, this is modern Chinatown where many new Chinese immagrants land.

5. Turn left on Market Street and again on Division and return to the Bowery.

6. Cross the Bowery and walk up Doyers street, one of the most iconic streets in the district. The green brick building at 5-7 Doyers was the Chinese Theater (1893-1913) where Chinese opera and music were performed, while its upper floors were a flophouse packed with cheap sleeping cubicles. Under this building is a fascinating remnant of old Chinatown: a tunnel leading to the Bowery! Left over from the 18th century Doyers Distillery, which once stood where the (hideous) concrete post office is today, it’s said the Tongs would sometimes use this tunnel to evade the police. In fact, there were so many violent battles and murders here, Doyers was called the “Bloody Angle.”

7. Doyers Street ends at Pell Street, another of the original locales of historic Chinatown. With its profusion of Chinese-character signs, it’s no surprise that postcards of quintessential Chinatown often are taken on Pell.

8. Take a right on Mott and then a left on Bayard

9. Turn left on Mulberry and grab some ice cream at Eggloo. Proceed North on Mulberry, where you’ll pass several stores selling imported gifts of jade, pottery, tea ware, an array of Buddhas, and miscellaneous tchotchkes.

10. Take a left on Canal Street. The block is lined with small restaurants and food shops selling fresh fish and seafood (including live lobsters and crabs!). Along the sidewalks are food carts offering fruits and vegetables, including dragon fruit, lychee, longan, ginger, bok choy, bean sprouts and bamboo shoots. Canal street, is teeming with narrow shops and stalls selling T-shirts, scarves, jewelry, and “luxury” handbags, perfumes, and watches. If you’re looking for the high-end “designer” fakes like Coach, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, or Rolex, you may be lured into a tiny back room—like at Phoenix Mall (246-250 Canal St., between Lafayette and Centre Streets), which is a warren of micro shops.

Walking tour of Brooklyn Heights

1. Walk west on Montague from Court St. and Cadmen Plaza. Lining the plaza are the New York Supreme Court Building, the Victorian Romanesque General Post Office (and a statue of Henry Ward Beecher), and Borough Hall, which was Brooklyn’s City Hall until the borough was consolidated into New York City in 1898.

2. At the corner of Clinton St. and Montague you’ll find the 1847 Gothic Revival St. Ann and the Holy Trinity Church. It has a stunning interior of intricate sculpture and stained glass windows by William Jay Bolton (making it the first major installation in America). In addition to worship services, St. Ann’s also has concerts and performances. Turn right and go up to Pierrepont.

3. At the corner of Clinton Street is the Brooklyn Historical Society, home to permanent and changing exhibits and an extensive library focused on Brooklyn and New York. The 1880 building has impressive interiors, and its façade includes terra cotta sculptures of a Viking and Native American over the entrance, as well as busts of Columbus and Ben Franklin higher up.

4. Walk four blocks west, past beautiful 19th-century homes in a variety of styles. At the intersection with Monroe Place, you’ll find the imposing New York State Supreme Court, Appellate Division (seemingly out of place in this residential neighborhood!) and the 1844 Gothic Revival First Unitarian Church. The Brooklyn Chamber Music Society performs here (an excellent way to see the church’s Tiffany stained glass windows!). Number 106 has a unique Art Nouveau style, with stained glass over its bay windows and front door. Notable is the 1890 Herman Behr House (at the corner of Henry St.), with its bays, turrets, and terra cotta sculptures. It later became a hotel, apartment house, and even a brothel run by Xavier Hollander (also known as the “Happy Hooker”!).

5. Head to the Brooklyn Promenade (or Esplanade) for fantastic views of the Manhattan skyline and the Brooklyn Bridge. The sound of traffic can be heard from the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, which runs beneath the Promenade.

6. Backtrack a block and turn left/north on Willow street. The long block of Willow between Clark and Pierrepont Streets also features several notable homes. Look for the skylight in the pavement before #157, which once lit a tunnel leading from #159 to a stable. #151, a former carriage house converted into a luxury home; and the Federal-style row houses at #155-159; #108-112, ornate Queen Anne buildings with flamboyant terra cotta decoration; #102, the Danish Seaman’s Church (a remnant of the area’s busy waterfront. 70 Willow St., meanwhile, was once Truman Capote’s home; it’s here that the author wrote Breakfast at Tiffany’s and In Cold Blood. In fact, the neighborhood has been home to many great writers, including Arthur Miller, W. H. Auden, Thomas Wolf, Carson McCullers, and Norman Mailer. This house recently sold for a record $12 million (a bargain considering the original asking price: $18 million!). The “modern” building on the southwest corner is a Kingdom Hall of the Jehovah’s Witnesses, one of 30 buildings the group owns in Brooklyn Heights.

7. Turn right on Orange Street and walk a block and a half east to #57, Plymouth Church(1849). This historic church was known as the “Grand Central Depot of the Underground Railroad” for the many escaped slaves it sheltered—but it was made famous by its dramatic abolitionist preacher, Henry Ward Beecher. Among those who came to hear Beecher were Mark Twain, Booker T. Washington, and Abraham Lincoln. In fact, so many flocked to hear his sermons that special “Beecher boats” were needed to ferry the throngs from Manhattan!In contrast to the church’s simple, barn-like exterior, its interior is laid out in a theater style (designed by Beecher himself) and features remarkable stained-glass windows (some by Tiffany) and a piece of Plymouth Rock. In the adjoining garden, you can see a statue of Beecher and a relief of Lincoln.

8. Return to Willow and continue North. As you continue down Willow, note the plaques on #45 (dated to 1820) and #57 (1825). At the northeast corner of Cranberry and Willow is 19 Cranberry St, home of the Castorini family in the 1987 film Moonstruck. Many of the film’s exterior shots were filmed here, including Cher’s wistful stroll down this block kicking a can. Continue north on Willow Street (the street numbers will increase) and notice #37, one of the nation’s first apartment buildings.

9. Turn right onto Middagh Street. This block of Middagh Street between Willow and Hicks holds some of the oldest homes in the city, dating back to the founding of Brooklyn Heights. Numbers 31-33 were built in 1820 and served as a “men’s hairdressing parlor” and paint store, while the clapboard house at #30 dates to 1824. Built in 1820, the Federal-style house at #24 is believed to be the oldest house in the neighborhood.

10. Track back to Columbia Heights/Everit. Turn right and walk down the hill and under the bridge connecting two large yellow buildings. At the top of this former factory, you’ll see the words, “Watchtower,” indicating it is the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ headquarters.

11. Turn left on Fulton Street. The redbrick fortress before you is the Eagle Warehouse and Storage, once the site of The Brooklyn Eagle, the newspaper edited by Walt Whitman from 1846-1848. Whitman lived nearby, and his Leaves of Grass was first printed a few blocks from here.

Under the bridge is the famed River Cafe. Continuing north is more waterfront park, plus the trendy neighborhood of DUMBO, where old warehouses and factories have been converted into art galleries, performance spaces, apartments, shops, and restaurants. Wander down Front Street to Manhattan Bridge and back.

Fulton Ferry Landing. Ferries to Manhattan have operated here since 1642, and this is where Robert Fulton’s steam ferry began connections in 1814, leading to the growth of Brooklyn Heights as a residential enclave. It was also here, in 1776, that George Washington smuggled his defeated troops across the river under cover of night and fog… saving them, and the nation, from conquest by the British Army.

Walking Tour of Greenwich Village

This tour goes from the East Village West. It ends at Brunetti’s Pizza home of arguably the best Clam Pizza in NYC. Here is link to a map via Map My Run (sign up for free and you can send the map to your phone).

Unless you are staying in the same AirBnB we did, you can skip the first Mile or so and start at the Washington Mews (a block north of Washington Square Park).

1. Washington Mews, a lovely cobblestone street with a bunch of converted stables and carriage houses.

2. Washington Square Park, the big arch was designed by Stanford White. Go right to the (NE corner and see the Hanging Elm…where New York bad guys got hung.

3. Go down Macdougal Street, and take a look at Provincetown Playhouse. This was Eugene O’Neill joint in the 1920’s and where most of his plays were premiered. Backtrack to W. 4th St.

4. Take W. 4th St. to Jones St. Recreate this photo (walking down Jones toward 4th.).

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5. Wander for a bit…Jones to Morton…Take a right on on Bedford. Just before you get to Commerce Street, be sure to notice 75 1/2 Bedford St. It is a really really small house (9 1/2 feet) inhabited over time by some famous people, including, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Cary Grant, and John Barrymore.

6. Backtrack and take St. Luke’s (which is also called Leroy St.) No. 6 was once occupied by mayor Jimmy Walker, a hard-partying public servant who was eventually forced to resign in disgrace. The brownstone at no. 10 was used for exterior shots of the Huxtable home in The Cosby Show. Theodore Dreiser, Marianne Moore and Sherwood Anderson all lived here at some point.

7. Go North on Hudson a block and then Left on Morton for two blocks. Morton is one of the most picturesque streets in the Village, lined with postcard-perfect brownstones. Right on Washington up to Barrow.

8. Barrow is lined with Federal-style and Italianate brownstones. Take it to Hudson. Go Left/North a block to Grove. Grove Street dead-ends into Hudson Street near historic St. Luke in the Fields church, founded by Clement (“Twas the Night Before Christmas”) Moore in 1822.

9. Walk down Grove to Bedford and bask in the glory of the “Friends” apartment. Head down Bedford a bit to no. 86…and have a beer at Chumley’s. If you can’t find it, its because it is hiding (it dates to Prohibition). Known as a writers bar for years (Ginsberg, Steinbeck, etc…).

10. Head back up Bedford. 102 Bedford St. is where the famous bohemian, Walt Disney, once lived.

11. Take a right on Christopher. Head down to the Stonewall Inn the…where the 1969 Stonewall Riots birthed the the Gay Liberation Movement. It is super gay around here.

12. Wander back to Bleeker Street and go North enjoying the shops until you get to Brunetti’s. Eat a clam pie.

The Met

Here is a 2 hour tour of the Met. It covers European painting from the Renaissance through Modernism (it also includes American Modern paintings). If you don’t have 20 hours to come up with your own tour…feel free to use mine. Lets go learn about ART!

Head up to the 2nd floor and go to the back of the Museum to the “European Paintings 1250-1800” wing.

Pre-Renaissance (~1400)

There is no perspective. Flatness reigns. Everything is religious. Its not about the form…its about the Jebus. The Glory of that Baby trumps realism.

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Duccio (1250-1325): Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child

Giotto (1266-1337): Adoration of the Magi 

The Adoration of the Magi, Giotto di Bondone (Italian, Florentine, 1266/76–1337), Tempera on wood, gold ground

As we near the Renaissance we start to see some emotion, weight in bodies, and attempts at 3 dimensions (look at the mountain vs. the roof vs. the shooting star)–Giotto tries to create depth and fails miserably…the trying is important.

Early Renaissance (1400-1488)

We see the beginnings of real linear space/depth…we start to see detail…and finally colors other than gold.

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Botticelli (1845-1910): The Last Communion of Saint Jerome

The Last Communion of Saint Jerome, Botticelli (Alessandro di Mariano Filipepi) (Italian, Florence 1444/45–1510 Florence), Tempera and gold on wood

Look at the roof! Its perspective! Its ham-fisted perspective but it is still perspective!


High Renaissance (1492-1530)

Things are still Religious but now it is about the art and realism…We still are going to glorify God and the Baby but now it matters HOW we do that.

The Met doesn’t really have that many great High Renaissance pieces. Sorry.


Venetian/Northern Renaissance (1450-1600)

Kind of like the Renaissance but with Protestants (or Proto-Protestants). Not as much Baby and when he does show up he looks like your baby.

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Titian (1490-1576)

Thats Venus. Not EVEN Christian.

Religious but realistic and not about Glory to God.

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Bruegel (1525-1569): The Harvesters

We are not in Italy any longer.

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Durer (1471-1528): Virgin and Child with St. Anne 

Here we have Grandma, Mary, and Baby but instead of Glory, we get Everyfamily.


Mannerism (1520-1600)

Where High Renaissance art emphasizes proportion, balance, and ideal beauty, Mannerism exaggerates such qualities, often resulting in compositions that are asymmetrical or unnaturally elegant. The archetypal example just happens to be at the Met…but it is not on display. Come on MET!!!

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El Greco’s The Vision of Saint John is the definition of unnatural elegance.

Head downstairs…then to the back of the Met and lets go see the El Grecos!!!!

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Unnatural Elegance and a great example of El Greco’s weird signature (sort of Vulcany/Na-Nu Na-Nuish) finger thing.

There are more…spend the time to view ALL of the El Grecos


Baroque (1600-1750)

A reaction against the grandeur of the Renaissance. We get landscapes, still lifes, dramatic light, drama, emotion, and we see the sacred as ordinary.

Stay in the weird area that is off the back of the museum and head downstairs to the Ground Floor.

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Rembrandt (606-1669): Flora

This is a Goddess. Its impossible to imagine a Renaissance painter creating a Goddess with those muted colors and ordinary setting.

Vermeer (1632-1675)

Very few Vermeers exist…see the few that the Met has. The use of light is stunning.

Head back up to the SECOND floor and find…

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Caravaggio (1571-1610): The Denial of St. Peter

Drama, emotion, light, sacred as ordinary…check, check, check, check. That is Baroque as fuck.

The second from the right is Carvaggio himself.


Rococo (1720-1760)

If you like lighthearted Aristocrats, you can find your own damn Rococo paintings. I personally am not going to waste my time with this dreck. Here is an example of how bad it is.

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				ArtistJean Honoré Fragonard,Paintings


Neoclassical/Enlightenment (1760-1830)

Static poses (even statuesque)…classical subjects…explicitly looking back to Greece and Rome.

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Jacques David (1748-1825): The Death of Socrates

The Death of Socrates

Every person in that painting could be a Greek statue. Every angle in the background is perfect. The subject speaks for itself. The quintessential Neoclassical painting.


Romanticism (1800-1850)

Wild weather, ambiance, dramatic scenes of nature, emotion, passion.

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Goya (1746-1828)

The Met doesn’t really have any of his great “Romantic” paintings. Here is an example of a Romantic Goya that you won’t see at the Met.

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Instead they have a bunch of great portraits that are absolutely worth your time.

Manuel Osorio Manrique de Zuñiga (1784–1792)

If you want to venture over to the American wing you can see this most Romantic of Romantic paintings.

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Washington Crossing the Delaware

With Romanticism we move to the 19th and Early 20th Century European Paintings Wing. 

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Caspar David Friedrich (1774-1840): Two Men Contemplating the Moon

Two Men Contemplating the Moon

That is a super Romantic painting. 


Realism (1840-1870)

Lower society…everyday scenes.

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Millet (1814-1875)

Woman with a Rake

Daumier (1808-1879)


Impressionism (1870-1900)

Reaction against photography…no longer is the goal to be real…middle class….first time industrialization allowed for leisure…painting is portable and moves outside.

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Degas (1834-1917) The Dance Class

The Dance Class, Edgar Degas (French, Paris 1834–1917 Paris), Oil on canvas

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Monet (1840-1926)

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Pissarro (1830-1903)

Haystacks, Morning, Éragny, Camille Pissarro (French, Charlotte Amalie, Saint Thomas 1830–1903 Paris), Oil on canvas


Post Impressionism (1880-1920)

Impressionism with outlines…form returns.

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Van Gogh (1853-1890)

Self-Portrait with a Straw Hat (obverse: The Potato Peeler)

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Seurat (1863-1945)

Study for "A Sunday on La Grande Jatte"

Dot Seurat gives us the definition of middle class leisure during industrialization.

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Cézanne (1839-1906)

The Card Players

Modern (1900-)

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Picasso (1881-1973)

The Actor

Take the elevator downstairs…

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Dali (1904-1989)

Crucifixion (Corpus Hypercubus)

This is a looooong way from the Renaissance.

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Picasso’s lover right before dumping her. Eyes, nostrils, chin dimple (interesting), three hairs, four teeth, and a collar on an ugly background.

Take the elevator back upstairs

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Rothko (1903-1970)

No. 13 (White, Red on Yellow)

And we no longer even have recognizable subjects.

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Pollock 1912-1956

Autumn Rhythm (Number 30)

And we no longer even touch the brush to the canvass.